Shit kids say

Now that the littlest Macon has learned how to use sentences, she does it often.  More often than not, she does it very silly-ly (that should so be a word).  Lately.

• My pay pay do mommy wif daddy.  My pay wif daddy peeeees mommy  my pay pay doh.
• Daddy wortin maytin my money.
• Hold you me mommy
• My go potty my get belly bean
• Beef brush mommy my wanna beef brush (brush teeth) & last night she asked for her poof brush instead of beef?  (That is sooo gross)
• Mommy where molly go?  Me - Molly went home sweetie with her mommy.  S - She go home? She get new daddy?  Molly and Holby (Colby) get new daddy?
• What is your whole name Scarlet?  S - Carlet LEETA Maytin.  (we have my mom and sis to thank for this, they call her Letta/Leeta.  It stuck).
• My see Emma baftub weenie?  Mommy Emma have weenie in baftub? 
• Any time a noise that sounds remotely like a fart is emitted from ANYTHING she yells "MOMMY HOOOOTED"

That's really all I can think of right now.  She is so damn funny.  I am going to the beach tomorrow, hell yes.  Hopefully something unfortunate or funny (more than likely both) will happen while there and I will have some good material next week.