Winner & stuff{ing}

If Weight Watchers were about gaining weight, I would be a lifetime member.  Up another 1/2 lb here.  To be honest, that's less than I thought it would be.  I'm no idiot, I know WHY I'm up.  Poor eating/drinking choices.

No time to dwell here.  I am about to be on a party plane to St. Louis!  Has anyone ever said "party & St. Louis" in one sentence?  Is that even a fun place?  Whatevs.  I feel like a busted can of biscuits sittin' here in my tight jeans with muffins galore hanging over right now.  Seriously, I am taking leggings only on my trip.  That is even more gross that a muffin in jeans.  It's like stuffing a 10 lb sausage in a 5 lb casing.  I know I am painting a REALLY nice picture for you guys.

My kid has been awesome lately.  You know, other than the nightly fire drills she has been putting us through.  It's like her brain grew all of the sudden.  So much smarter, making better (for the most part) decisions, and actually behaving.  Dare I say it?  She has been fun to be around.  Last weekend we took her downtown for St Paddy's festivities and she had a blast.  So did we.  That's what I'm told anyway.  After the 3rd bar I just slept in the van for 3 hours.  Yep, like I said, WINNING.  I slept in the the 3rd row of my mini-van for 3 hours.  Read that last sentence again without laughing.  Can't do it can you?  So thankful for a husband (and in-laws) that see this as totally normal.  In my defense I ate 2 pounds of crawfish in 9 minutes.  Wonder why I gained weight?

Photographic evidence because why not?

 Cute ass girl with her shot glass necklace.  Perfect water cup for a toddler, am I right?

 I just love these new Target shades so much.  I also love that she pounded fried Sauerkraut balls right before this picture was taken.  That's my girl.  (wait, fried balls?  Why do I keep gaining weight?)
 Made some baked chicken caprese to try to lose weight really fast on Tuesday.  Didn't work but was GOOD. 
Ya'll like my new glasses?
Have a jazzy weekend and guys, I may have some really good shit next time I blog.  

1 comment:

  1. Love the new glasses! You have a jazzy weekend yourself!


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