Ok guys help me out here. Please enlighten me as to WHY you need your initials on your car? Why? No one can give me a valid reason. When out looking for your Honda Pilot in the sea of cars at the mall does this curly font monogram help determine which is yours? Are there really SO many cars like yours that you must have your initials on it? These are stupid & if you have one, you are too.
- Car family stickers
Sticking with the theme. Do I even need to elaborate here? Hey look, I have a husband, 3 school age children, a baby, 2 cats & a dog AND a baby bump! Oh & in case you needed to know, we are all Auburn fans and I love tennis. AND my initials are right over there next to my lil' fam . . . Well if this isn't a kidnapper target I don't know what is. You know what those creeps in white, windowless vans think when they see these stickers? (high fives fellow kidnapper) "Dude, do you see that hot bitch in the Suburban? Let's get her! 3 kids & she's pregnant! Win. We can make hella money off 3 kids & a pregnant lady! Oh look, her initials are DJR, bet her name is Deanna or Darcy, I like Darcy, what should we call her?" Other smarter kidnapper, "Fuck this man, I don't want 3 kids I'm out. And dude, her name is probably dumbass."
- Political facebook & twitter posts.
No, just no. I do not care that you watched the DNC while I watched Teen Mom. I do not care what you think about it. No one does.
Also, these e cards make me stabby. They were funny for 10 minutes.